After the Packers lost to the Cowgirls, some fan posted a poem in one of my groups that put-down the Pack. So for this occasion, i thought i'd modify it.


Twas the day after DALLAS
and Romo was sad,
He sat in the corner
and Jerry Jones was just mad

Phillips keeps choking
and Tony is weeping,
a trip down to Mexico,
with whom was he sleeping?

They sat in their rooms,
poor Cowboyz, the pain
the sorrow, the hate
their tears are in vein.

So into their holes
the Cowboyz did crawl,
Like Ownens' press confrence,
much did they ball.

Alas, but weak hopes
now evade poor Dallas,
they sat in their holes
while Favre danced in his Palace.

Memories of victory
did fly through their head,
"Getcha popcorn ready"
Misguided Owens had said.

The all-pursued trophy
had been in their grasp,
But when Tony was picked
O much did they gasp

Yes, Cowboy fans
once jolly ole' folk,
To make it so far
and do nothing but choke.

Good stuff!!

Listen to Tony Bruno's show tomorrow. I guarantee he'll be whopping it up as he is an Eagle's fan and has been pumping up the Pack all year. Da Yooper's will be heard tomorrow on the air....

Cowboys

There once was a Cowboy named Tony
Whose last shot to throw to a crony
In the zone went awry
And he just had to cry
His Lombardi dreams turned out all phony.