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Originally posted by Music City:

Best Emote EVAH!!

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Originally posted by Benzene:
I'd say a Lifetime movie. The Brett Favre Story, How One Evil Man Hurt His Feelings

OK.

I've seen some amazingly insightfull stuff and insane things on the interwebgore

This HAS to be the funniest!!!



Sad thing is I wouldn't be surprised!



*sigh*

Brett Favre: No Moss

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Originally posted by Benzene:
I'd say a Lifetime movie. The Brett Favre Story, How One Evil Man Hurt His Feelings

Donald Trump as TT

MM getting ready for the Giants game last year.

and Brett Favre as he gets ready to come back to Green Bay!

I was wrong. This isn't a soap opera. No sir, this is a reality tv show.

Ed Werder just said they are still meeting! Nice!

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Originally posted by Blueshound:
I was wrong. This isn't a soap opera. No sir, this is a reality tv show.

Nah, reality TV is better scripted than this!

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Originally posted by Floridarob:
MM went Steve Smith on Favre. I think Mike could handle him....

I don't know, 'rob...MM is a newlywed still; he may be a little down on stamina due to his marital duties.
You post and others gives me an idea, however

Let's have a QB competition...in the rasslin ring! Oh, yeah!
ARod vs Favre! Winner take all/loser leaves town. Steel cage match!

Seriously, WWE couldn't script what has transpired over the last couple of weeks or so!

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Originally posted by Henry:
I'd just cut out the middle man and leave a steamin' pile of soft serve in his driveway.

Sounds like you need more fiber in your diet.

By tomorrow AM the Mississippi Media Mob(his wife,his Momma,his brother,his 3rd cousins & agent(for those who are unaware who they are) will "leak" 3-7 stories about the MM/BF meeting. BF is completely innocent and only in GB for the TEAM and the FANS. MM & TT got him in a secret room ,wouldn't let him leave,had Gov't agents flown in from Washington D.C. interrogate him,and was water boarded. Ari was hired to meet the sports press and advised that everthing was above board and that the meeting was cordial. Meanwhile MM has a presser and says we're all happy as a pig in sh*t to have Brett back & can't wait for the season to start. End of story.

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Originally posted by T-Buck:

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Originally posted by Brak:
"All meetings will begin on time."

Interesting listening to the press while waiting. They sound a lot like us.

Except rational.

And sober.

at 8:30 p.m.? No way those hacks are sober.

So am I. Give me another hour.

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Originally posted by Mick730:
Just wait around a while. Once the meeting breaks up, Favre's brother, mother, Bus Cook or Al Jones will call up Chris Mortensen, Peter King or Ed Werder and leak what went on in the meeting.

Of course it will be their version of what went on in the meeting and of course it will be spun to make McCarthy out to be the heavy.

Ari Fleisher is in the house.

Just got this texted to me second hand from Ed Werner Klemperer....

MM: Apologize to Ted and I
BF: No I won't
MM: Will to
BF: Aint gonna happen
MM: Why not you waffled?
BF: Did not, TT wouldn't let me get my way with Mooch and Randy
MM: That's no excuse to insult us on Gretta's show and call us liars
BF: fart...........
MM: That was uncalled for
BF: burp... fart........

MM: Ted, can you come in her for a minute?

the presser was canceled because dinner between favre and MM took too long after favre couldn't make up his mind what to order...

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Originally posted by CJS:

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Originally posted by Henry:
I'd just cut out the middle man and leave a steamin' pile of soft serve in his driveway.

Sounds like you need more fiber in your diet.

He has been a little irregular lately.

Here's what PFT had to say. It sounds like Favre and the Packers are not a match made in heaven.


REPORT: FAVRE’S ACTUAL RETURN TO PACKERS “UNLIKELY”
Posted by Mike Florio on August 5, 2008, 6:33 a.m.
Though the Green Bay Packers proclaimed on Sunday that Brett Favre will return to the team for a 17th season, his 17th season might not even entail a single appearance in a yellow-and-green helmet.

In the wake of Monday night’s five-hour meeting, which followed Favre passing a physical and being returned to the active roster, FOX’s Jay Glazer reports that “it now seems less and less likely that Favre will be back on the playing field for the Packers.”

Favre, per Glazer, met both with head coach Mike McCarthy and G.M. Ted Thompson on Monday night. The meeting between Favre and Thompson began at roughly 11:00 p.m. local time. Thompson has been the focus of criticism by Favre over the past month, including a contention by Favre that he doesn’t trust Thompson.

Glazer says that the meetings included a Festivus-style airing of grievances. (It’s unclear who was tapped to perform the feats of strength.)

The two sides will meet again on Tuesday morning. The key detail that has emerged from Monday night’s meeting is that Favre doesn’t want his presence to destroy team chemistry. He supposedly wants what’s in the best interests of the team, and he said that his teammates don’t need the distraction arising from his presence.

(So why in the hell did he come back?)

Glazer also reports that the two sides agreed that there will be no “open competion” at quarterback, and that the starting job will belong to Aaron “7-for-20″ Rodgers.

Still, neither side has budged from their core positions. Favre wants to play elsewhere in the NFC North, and the Packers don’t want him in the division.

So how will this one end? We suggest arm wrestling, or maybe pistols at 20 paces.

I don't believe Jay Glazer. If BF came to GB to play Coach MM will have him on the field and by opening night starting. JG is going for the headlines. Unless he gets this from MM, MM, and TT I doubt anyone knows what the talk was about. They need to worry about the Green Bay Packers and not a schedule for the press.

I gotta agree with Johnny Boy on this one. If neither side is "budging" from their supposed stances, then why would BF and TT start their meeting at 11pm after a 4-hour meeting with McCarthy?

Both sides agree there will not be an open competition? I say bullspit to that.

It just doesn't add up.

Ok guys. I'm going to lock this one down

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