Wanted to share some humurous quotes about football I received via email. Maybe it'll brighten the mood for a few moments.

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that." - Bill Shankly, In Sunday Times (UK) Oct. 4 1981

"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." - Erma Bombeck (1927 - 1996)

"Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." - George F. Will (1941 - )

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." - Joe Theismann, Former quarterback

"That guy is slower than steaming rising off horse manure". Brett Favre remarking to Peter King.

Erma Bombeck is an idiot.

But those other quotes were hilarious, especially the one from Joe Theismann (which was unintentionally hilarious on his part).