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Location: Siberia

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The Slant

is up on the news page

http://www.timesfour.com/home/

Cold Mark

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he should pick against the spread. more challenging/interesting. my 2 cents...

Ignored post by Cold Mark posted

Location: Baldwin,WI,USA

Registered: 02-02-2000

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It would definately be more challenging...and most likely more interesting...but not as funny. You see I'm kind of trying to go with humor angle on the picks...and the fact that you didn't seem to recognize that points out how poorly I have done so.

Ignored post by justanotherpackerfan posted

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Registered: 01-10-2004

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quote:
Originally posted by justanotherpackerfan:
It would definately be more challenging...and most likely more interesting...but not as funny. You see I'm kind of trying to go with humor angle on the picks...and the fact that you didn't seem to recognize that points out how poorly I have done so.

No it doesn't. It points out a few other things though unrelated to you japf.

Keep writing the predictions. Many people like them. I'd say 99%

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Tooner

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Registered: 03-29-2001

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quote:
The Falcons lose any chance of victory when rookie quarterback Matt Ryan disappears during the 3rd quarter. He is later found playing in the Bucs big pirate ship on top of the stadium. Ryan was quoted as saying “WHEEEEEEEE”.

So you're saying that's not really a prediction?

I better call my bookie...

Ignored post by Tooner posted

Location: Baldwin,WI,USA

Registered: 02-02-2000

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quote:
Originally posted by Boris:
quote:
Originally posted by justanotherpackerfan:
It would definately be more challenging...and most likely more interesting...but not as funny. You see I'm kind of trying to go with humor angle on the picks...and the fact that you didn't seem to recognize that points out how poorly I have done so.

No it doesn't. It points out a few other things though unrelated to you japf.

Keep writing the predictions. Many people like them. I'd say 99%

Oh...I'll keep writing them. I just have to keep begging for complements...has to do with how my parents raised me. But, my therapist his helping me out a lot.

"I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"

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Iowacheese

Location: Gods Country

Registered: 05-09-2000

Posts: 10934

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I will try to feed your self-esteem issues jap. You are a great cure for insomnia

Ignored post by Iowacheese posted

Location: Baldwin,WI,USA

Registered: 02-02-2000

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Thank you.

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pacfan

Location: WI, USA

Registered: 02-02-2000

Posts: 6553

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It's a great read. Informative, insightful, hilarious, witty, brave, clean, reverant...no wait that's something completely different.

BTW, Is there something up with posting a reply on the news page? I tried to do that but it kept telling me I had the wrong ID/password. I'm wearing my stupid cap today, so maybe it's just me.

Ignored post by pacfan posted

Location: Siberia

Registered: 01-10-2004

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quote:
Originally posted by pacfan:
It's a great read. Informative, insightful, hilarious, witty, brave, clean, reverant...no wait that's something completely different.

BTW, Is there something up with posting a reply on the news page? I tried to do that but it kept telling me I had the wrong ID/password. I'm wearing my stupid cap today, so maybe it's just me.

The news page is a separate login. You will need to register your username by using the link provided on the new page or.....

CLICK HERE for your convenience

Yes, your timesfour account is separate from the news page (2 different types of software)

Ignored post by Boris posted

Location: Baldwin,WI,USA

Registered: 02-02-2000

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I'm counting the Houston/Baltimore game as right. I would have picked it as canceled due to Hurrican Iris...but didn't think it was in good taste....and Ike is pretty close.

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PackerFanFan

Location: NC

Registered: 12-29-2004

Posts: 365

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Great Work, japf.

Ignored post by PackerFanFan posted

Location: Siberia

Registered: 01-10-2004

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Week (Weak?) #3 predictions are up

Another great read from japf.

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skully

Location: Port Edwards Wis.

Registered: 12-01-2004

Posts: 806

Posted

pretty good read japf

Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens 3:15
Ravens 20 Browns 16 Browns coach Romeo Crennel blames this weeks loss on the lack of concentration by his team.

[He says the major distraction the team faced this week was the Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld spent the week at the Browns facilities.]

microsoft thought so too they canceled the ads.

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Since69

Location: Dining in hell...

Registered: 04-10-2001

Posts: 5290

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My favorite:

quote:
From the aritcle:
Texans 23 Titans 0: It was a really nice gesture….but Jeff Fischer’s game plan of having everyone on the team go over and hug Vince Young after every play leads to multiple delay of game penalties and an outbreak of a strange rash throughout the team.

Good stuff, japf.

Looking forward to the next installment.

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cuqui

Location: fairfax station, virginia

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Posts: 962

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Truly good stuff!

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Earlier in the game, Al Harris intercepts a Tony Romo pass in the center of the field and returns it 35 yards to the Cowboy 20…only to have the officials rule it a catch by Terrell Owens and a TD for the Cowboys.

Ignored post by cuqui posted

Location: Tennessee

Registered: 10-04-2000

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In a related story, head official Ed Hochuli admitted the reason he missed that call last week was that he wasn’t really watching, he was too busy asking one of the sideline reporters if they wanted tickets to the gun show.

Now that;s funny.

Ignored post by h_i_mcdonnough posted

Location: Tennessee

Registered: 10-04-2000

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quote:

Ignored post by h_i_mcdonnough posted

Location: Tennessee

Registered: 10-04-2000

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In a related story, head official Ed Hochuli admitted the reason he missed that call last week was that he wasn’t really watching, he was too busy asking one of the sideline reporters if they wanted tickets to the gun show.

Ignored post by h_i_mcdonnough posted

Location: Tennessee

Registered: 10-04-2000

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quote:
quote posting practice

Ignored post by h_i_mcdonnough posted

Location: Siberia

Registered: 01-10-2004

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Week #5 is up!

Love that "Season total"

Season total: 2.45 x 10^3-29

japf may need to explain that formula to some people that may be math deficient. Or you can take a class taught by japf.

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Diggr14

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nice work japf. Funny stuff.

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Point Brewmaster

Location: Grant County, Wisconsin

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Posts: 8460

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I enjoyed the Najeh Davenport line until japf further explained it at the end. The subtly made it more funny, imo.

Ignored post by Point Brewmaster posted

Location: Baldwin,WI,USA

Registered: 02-02-2000

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You know, I thought that same thing when I put that little blurb at the end....but I figured there was enough subtle lines in the thing...that I could at least call a bit of attention to it.

You are right though.....maybe I should hire you as an editor...or a body guard.

Ignored post by justanotherpackerfan posted