1. Idot is spelled Idot.
2. If you are going to use different handles, don't be a bonehead cuz Scoop will eventually get you.
3. When you are proven wrong on a thread, you just have to end it with a joke and everyone will forgive and forget.
4. Don't pick on Brett Favre too much or you are gone.
5. When completely frustrated by a bait thread, respond with what you ate that day, starting with breakfast.
6. Don't start too many OT threads because someone will complain in an OT thread that too many OT threads are being started.
7. Accept that there are Viking fans spending too much time here but understand that they would pick up your mail and mow your lawn while you are away.
8....?

8) Understand that if you question the dominance that is UW mens hoops you will get beat down.
9) Vindictive PM's are the surest way to get booted off the board.
10) Not all people that live in MN (and post on this site) are Vikings Fans

11. To keep from getting hurt, you MUST send chocolate to QuietOne.

12 NO politics! (even I struggle with that one)

13. don't tug on superman's cape.
14. don't spit into the wind.
15. don't pull the mask off the old lone ranger ...

16. and don't mess around with Jim.

Don't make fun of squirrels.

17. A lot is two words "a" "lot", not alot or allot...
18. Be sure to use your and you're properly, or you're sure to get the grammar police on your arse.
19. Arse is another way of saying ass.

20. Be sure to indicate that when a player re-ups with his same team that you say he has "resigned" and not "re-signed" so that everyone is initially thrown off thinking the player retired.

21. Check the local Quik Trip for smoking Packers.
22. Watch the Daily Show and only the Daily Show for your news.

23. Favre did it first.
24. It's all Shermans's fault

25. Rob Davis is a waste of a roster spot

quote:

Originally posted by Chuck Cecil:
24. It's all Shermans's fault

That one works for everything from playcalling to global warming.

26. Randy Moss was a team guy, and was not a cancer. But now that he is traded the team will be better off because he was a distraction.

26a. Vikings fans are allowed to use circular logic and not be held accountable for past posts.

27. japf is the designated "thread killer"

28. Jamal Reynolds is a Bust!

We like pictures of concrete.

29. Celebrities can only die in groups of 3.

30. No debate is settled until Tony Dungy weighs in.

31. Your favorite college player should be the Pack's #1 pick (regardless of roster needs.)

32. The following are considered sports: Football, baseball, basketball, golf, hockey, lacrosse, NASCAR, F1 racing, running, biking, fishing, skiing,...

33. The following are not considered sports: Football, baseball, basketball, golf, hockey, locrosse, NASCAR, F1 racing, running, biking, fishing, skiing...

34. Another team's coach can be considered a classy guy until he says something negative about Packer fans.

35. Oshbaul's posts are not meant to be replied to.
36. Antonio Dingle is the greatest player ever to be cut by Wolf.
37. Off topics should be labeled as "OT"
38. Any thread destined to be locked can be replied to with an "IB4TL" (which stands for "in before the lock").
39. The Miss Timesfour contest is the one time of the year to post cheesecake.
40. Brats should/should not be eaten with ketchup/catsup.
41. No matter how much she is ridiculed, Fedya will continue to make posts about Justine.
42. All Packer players are the greatest, except if they are cut or traded. Then they are the suckiest player who ever lived.
43. FART WILL CHOCK!!!!!!!!!!

quote:

Originally posted by scoop:
30. No debate is settled until Tony Dungy weighs in.

You're missing two words. It should read:

quote:

No debate is settled until The Classy Tony Dungy weighs in.

quote:

Originally posted by Point Brewmaster:
40. Brats should/should not be eaten with ketchup/catsup.

that is a written rule in sheboygan, manitowoc, and t'rivers.

the "no brats on wiener buns" and the strict forbidding of boiled or pan fried brats are also covered under this ordinance.

44. If a celebrity dies, kudos for you to post the first thread
45. If someone is cut from another team, see above and change thread to "could the Packers use him"