Direct from my mother-in-law, erstwhile Viking fan! Last year I received these about the Packers instead of the Vikings. Funny the difference a year makes.

VIKINGS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Minnesota Vikings.

Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.


Q: Where do you go in Minneapolis in case of a tornado?
A: To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there.


Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!


Q: Why was Brad Childress upset when the Minnesota Vikings play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.

Q: What's the difference between the Minnesota Vikings and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.


Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

Q. Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

A. Because then Minnesota would want one too.

What do you call a person with no life and posts meaningless dribble about Favre and the Packers? A Vikings fan.

Here you go LB,you can show her this:


Even Babies Know :

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Originally posted by The Artist fka TD:
What do you call a person with no life and posts meaningless dribble about Favre and the Packers?

A postal worker?

I love the babies!! Thanks, BackThePack - I'm expecting a new nephew in February, and he's gonna wear green and gold!!

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and the Metrodome?

A: A porcupine has 68,000 pricks on the outside.

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Originally posted by MN Cheese:

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Originally posted by The Artist fka TD:
What do you call a person with no life and posts meaningless dribble about Favre and the Packers?

A postal worker?

I hope you're not dissing me but that certain the C guy....

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Originally posted by MN Cheese:

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Originally posted by The Artist fka TD:
What do you call a person with no life and posts meaningless dribble about Favre and the Packers?

A postal worker?

Strippin ain't the gig it used to be

Boy, I can remember hearing every one of those jokes 20 years ago, with "Packers" subsituted for "Vikings."

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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and the Metrodome?

A: A porcupine has 68,000 pricks on the outside.

Oh that's a friggin' GREAT one!!!

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Originally posted by CitizenDan:
Boy, I can remember hearing every one of those jokes 20 years ago, with "Packers" subsituted for "Vikings."

Even the SuperBowl ring one?