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Originally posted by DurangoDoug:
I'm sure Lovie Dovie is overjoyed now that Benson has a 2nd arrest. This time for a DUI. Appearently Benson refused a breath or blood test after being pulled over for a traffic infraction.

Could'nt happen to a nicer team.

LINKY

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Originally posted by Henry:
What amazes me most about all of these rich players is they've never heard of a cab. Rent a freakin' limo for christ's sake.

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Originally posted by Henry:
What amazes me most about all of these rich players is they've never heard of a cab. Rent a freakin' limo for christ's sake.

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Originally posted by JJSD:

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Originally posted by Henry:
What amazes me most about all of these rich players is they've never heard of a cab. Rent a freakin' limo for christ's sake.

I've always been partial to the rickshaw.

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Is that Slayer heading into town for supplies, or is he on his way home from the bar?

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Originally posted by Grave Digger:

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Originally posted by Henry:
What amazes me most about all of these rich players is they've never heard of a cab. Rent a freakin' limo for christ's sake.

That's what I've always wondered about all celebrities who get busted. They have millions of dollars, they could just rent a limo or a driver for the night and drink all they want. Even stupid people understand that concept.

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Originally posted by PackOly:

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Originally posted by Grave Digger:

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Originally posted by Henry:
What amazes me most about all of these rich players is they've never heard of a cab. Rent a freakin' limo for christ's sake.

That's what I've always wondered about all celebrities who get busted. They have millions of dollars, they could just rent a limo or a driver for the night and drink all they want. Even stupid people understand that concept.

Are you calling Henry stupid?

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Originally posted by Henry:

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Is that Slayer heading into town for supplies, or is he on his way home from the bar?

That's him responding to this Craigslist ad.

Dead Moose
Date: 2008-05-08, 10:33AM AKDT


I have a dead moose free for the taking.

It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!

So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.

You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.

Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...

* Location: Anchorage
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Originally posted by JJSD:

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Originally posted by Henry:

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Originally posted by JJSD:
Is that Slayer heading into town for supplies, or is he on his way home from the bar?

That's him responding to this Craigslist ad.

Dead Moose
Date: 2008-05-08, 10:33AM AKDT


I have a dead moose free for the taking.

It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!

So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.

You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.

Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...

* Location: Anchorage
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Slayer does his own killin', like any man's man would. That's probably Goalline.

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Originally posted by JJSD:
This is what? The second time in a couple of months for some DUI-related charge? Even if there's a kernel of truth to his claim of 'police brutality' with that boating DUI charge, to get caught a second time in Austin, which is a city about the size of Madison, means he's just plain stupid, and this arrest should probably end that debate. What a moron. His whole shtick after the first 'incident' was that he's scrutinized in Austin, and we've all heard why. If we take him for his own word, then that's only more idiotic that a 'victim of ongoing unfair and systematic scrutiny' would get sloshed and drive again in this 'little hick town.'

Therefore, Benson = IQ-challenged Turd, and I'd bet this is it for him with the Barfs. Bust. Put him on the same scrap heap as Curtis Enis and Salaam.

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Originally posted by Attack of the Pack:

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Originally posted by JJSD:
This is what? The second time in a couple of months for some DUI-related charge? Even if there's a kernel of truth to his claim of 'police brutality' with that boating DUI charge, to get caught a second time in Austin, which is a city about the size of Madison, means he's just plain stupid, and this arrest should probably end that debate. What a moron. His whole shtick after the first 'incident' was that he's scrutinized in Austin, and we've all heard why. If we take him for his own word, then that's only more idiotic that a 'victim of ongoing unfair and systematic scrutiny' would get sloshed and drive again in this 'little hick town.'

Therefore, Benson = IQ-challenged Turd, and I'd bet this is it for him with the Barfs. Bust. Put him on the same scrap heap as Curtis Enis and Salaam.

What??? No way! If I were the Bears, I'd give that guy and Grossman a nice, big, fat extension. Get rid of the real problems like Hester.

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Originally posted by The Artist fka TD:
It's been reported the Cowboys are now interested in Benson.

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Originally posted by JJSD:

Slayer does his own killin', like any man's man would. That's probably Goalline.

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Originally posted by Shoeless Joe:
WOW, this topic started some 9 hours ago and barebyte and deep dish hasn't weighed in with their keen insight. They must reserve their ass-tute anal-ysis for the Favre threads.

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Originally posted by BearBite:

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Originally posted by Shoeless Joe:
WOW, this topic started some 9 hours ago and barebyte and deep dish hasn't weighed in with their keen insight. They must reserve their ass-tute anal-ysis for the Favre threads.