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Picture of Since69
Location: Dining in hell...
Registered: 04-10-2001
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What level of Hell will you end up on?

Mine?
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Level 7
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
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Location: In a state of confusion...
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Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


I'm not as bad as I thought... heheh
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Location: South St Paul MN
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5th level for me. Pretty depressing.......

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
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Location: René Descartes was a drunken fart. 'I drink therefore I am.'
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Purgatory biatches!

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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Vanity is one of the seven deadly sins. See you in Level 5 with me and MNPackman. Biatch.
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Oh man! Level 8 for me panicbutton
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Location: In a state of confusion...
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I didn't know it went up that many levels, Boris. Or should I say down?? evil
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Location: "beat me like a rented mule" - Henry
Registered: 02-02-2000
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Originally posted by Boris:
Oh man! Level 8 for me panicbutton


Er, I fudge the answers to score as badly as I could and only scored a 7. How bad are you? On the other hand, evidently I am so bad I picked some answers I thought to be bad that were actually good.
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Location: Cheesemakers do it in the vat
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At least you won't be alone MsPacman. I'll be there to keep you company.
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Location: Everybody's an expert.
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Level 5. Very disappointing to be in such poor company.
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Watch it, or I'll tear you piecemeal with my teeth. Mad
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Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



Cool, I get to hang with MsPacman!!
I bet I don't have to wear pants either....that blowing around thing might feel kinda nice.
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Location: Spring Grove, IL
Registered: 03-14-2000
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I'm the only level 3? I didn't know I was gluttonous...sad... drool
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Location: In a state of confusion...
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Originally posted by Mr.Yuck:
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Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



Cool, I get to hang with MsPacman!!
I bet I don't have to wear pants either....that blowing around thing might feel kinda nice.


You, me, Cleopatra, Helen of Troy and ammo. Quite a group we got going. Thumbs Up After all, this is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. heheh
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Location: Everybody's an expert.
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Originally posted by Boris:
Oh man! Level 8 for me panicbutton


Stung by the same-sex question, eh?? ROFL2
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Location: Ghost Planet
Registered: 08-14-2001
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6. Not good.
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Location: The Castle Anthrax
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Originally posted by MsPacman:
I didn't know it went up that many levels, Boris. Or should I say down?? evil


I don't know.....which direction IS Iowa from where you live??
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Location: Trying to take the high road
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Doesn't sound like a party to me. I don't suppose anyone wants to hear about how to be spared ( woohoo )
any of those levels? Big Grin

If so, PM me.
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quote:
Originally posted by Blueshound:
Doesn't sound like a party to me. I don't suppose anyone wants to hear about how to be spared ( woohoo )
any of those levels? Big Grin

If so, PM me.


Pass evil.....unless it's that Mormon thing where I get as many wifes as I want!!
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Location: Dadgumit that was an ass kicking
Registered: 05-09-2000
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level 8...little better then I expected.
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Location: Cheesemakers do it in the vat
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Originally posted by MsPacman:
quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Yuck:
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Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.



Cool, I get to hang with MsPacman!!
I bet I don't have to wear pants either....that blowing around thing might feel kinda nice.


You, me, Cleopatra, Helen of Troy and ammo. Quite a group we got going. Thumbs Up After all, this is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. heheh


What a sixum that would make. Big Grin Orgy all the time!
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Location: American capitalism's greatest success . . . CHINA!!
Registered: 09-22-2002
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How the hell am I only a level 3? I guess blacking out when you're drunk has it's advantages.

Good thing I don't believe in this crap.
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Location: American capitalism's greatest success . . . CHINA!!
Registered: 09-22-2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Blueshound:
Doesn't sound like a party to me. I don't suppose anyone wants to hear about how to be spared ( woohoo )
any of those levels? Big Grin

If so, PM me.


Get back to me when you reconcile all the hypocrisy of judeo-christian religions over the past 4000 years for christ's sake.
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Location: plymouth (home of that stupid rock), ma
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WoooHoooo. Big bbq in level 2. Should I bring along some acorn martini's?
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